i hope you get cancer™

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Arise, Sir Cunt!

HE'S DONE IT!!!! The Metropolitan Police Commissioner, Sir Ian Blair, has cruised to victory over his fellow nominees to be named i hope you get cancer™ Cunt of the Year 2005. Early voting saw David "From the Tap" Duff streak ahead, but Sir Ian never lost the commanding lead he built up over Duff, Scott Sala, Melanie Phillips and That Bloke From the Picture Loans Advert after the opening weekend of voting. Sir Ian, who presided over the killing of an innocent man, a cover-up and an aggressive spin campaign against the dead man's family and supporters, won with a massive 58 per cent of the vote. Sir Ian, you truly are Cunt of the Year, and we salute you.