i hope you get cancer™

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Beat the NHS death squads

During my increasingly seldom moments of lucidity, I can just about make out adverts on TV. I've lately been shouting at the telescreen every time never-was 'funnygirl' Josie Lawrence comes on bleating about her health insurance premia. "YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED HEALTH INSURANCE YOU DOZY BITCH!" I breathe, before the meds kick in. Now I'm not so sure. It seems the NHS is out to kill us one way or the other. How much they want to off you depends who you believe, either only a little - or you're as good as dead already.