i hope you get cancer™

Thursday, September 15, 2005

It ain't half crap, mum

As you know, I'm a pretty easy-going sort. A people person. Live and let live, all that. But even I have my limits. There is one thing that just makes me want to grab an AK-47 and go into a busy street and spray death, come back and murder my kids before turning the gun on myself™. I write, of course, of the TV ad for Uncle Ben's Tikka Masala Sauce. The one where the all-white, Xtra-CheZy, TV family start doing a Bollywood as their favourite plastic curry-substitute gunk is served. I mean, What The Fuck? Sorry, are we living in 1973 or something?